askmelekparagon said: "Ridiculous outfit? Will not do. You shall dress you in finest armor of Izzet League (of course in our bright colors) so you can see and show which Guild is supreme!"

drasthenes:

askelspeth:

It took Elspeth nearly an hour to figure out exactly how to put on the strange Ravnican garb. And another hour more to properly align the armor onto her. 

It felt strange. The weight wasn’t balanced at all, the Mizzium didn’t seem to protect like steel, and the clothes were very bright and garrish compared to what she usually wears. 

Then she tried a simple spell, and holy hell it made a bang. 

Izzet Elspeth?

Yes it is Elspeth. 

askmelekparagon said: "Ridiculous outfit? Will not do. You shall dress you in finest armor of Izzet League (of course in our bright colors) so you can see and show which Guild is supreme!"

It took Elspeth nearly an hour to figure out exactly how to put on the strange Ravnican garb. And another hour more to properly align the armor onto her. 

It felt strange. The weight wasn’t balanced at all, the Mizzium didn’t seem to protect like steel, and the clothes were very bright and garrish compared to what she usually wears. 

Then she tried a simple spell, and holy hell it made a bang. 

mtgfan:

Wrath of God | Willian Murai

Setting: THEROS

Action: We are looking up into the sky at the face of HELIOD, god of the sun. The god is angry! He is stabbing down at a temple with his signature spear and destroying both it and the flat-topped hill it is built on. (The camera needs to pull back a bit from the view on the temple’s card to show the hill.) Chunks of rock and building are flying into the air, surrounded by white light from the god’s spear.

Focus: The destruction and white light.

Mood: The wrath of a god.

Notes: this is a wide, dramatic shot of utter destruction by the god of the sun. This spell kills all creatures.

dress my muse up in ridiculous costumes and see how they react!

rpprompts:

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ask-lazav:

At this point I’m beginning to think that Elspeth is only in the underworld because she’s bored of fighting and doesn’t care to escape.

I am tired and weary of fighting war after war when all I really wanted is a home. 

There are things that I need to do before I fully leave the multiverse. However I do not have the means of leaving here at the moment. 

asksurrakdragonclaw-deactivated said: "Laughed alone with salad while others were outside dying."

….Guilty

Give my character a “character shaming” label

askjackfire:

(i.e. ‘I ate all the cookies in the house and lied about it with crumbs over my face’)

(via askmelekparagon)

Anonymous said: most important question about the Underworld, IS THERE WINE?

tibautart:

Elspeth by MichaelThom Artwork is (c) to MichaelThom on DA

tibautart:

Elspeth by MichaelThom
Artwork is (c) to MichaelThom on DA

askkingstranger said: I can't believe you would send gifts to that murderous human! She is deserving of no cake! You know who is dead and deserves many things, this satyr. So chop chop I need incense, dragon blood, instruments, ancient Ravnican hallucinogenic mushrooms and baked goods. I swear I'm going to hold a revel here if it kills me. Err again.

askkingstranger:

askkrenko:

"Hey, I don’t send the gifts. Pretty much ever, I just carry out the contracts," Krenko explained. "Dak here has been working with Elspeth for some time, since I introduced them a couple years back. Says he even got in on that ‘summon a bunch of dudes to smite Polukranos’ party. If you want gifts sent, now that we have the means, you should contact people who were your friends in life, and, for a small fee, they can have me deliver to Athreos whatever they want to send.”

(I am reminded of how happy I am Theros has no goblins.)

Do you know who I am!? Have you ever held a party!? I bet you have and you have me to thank for it! Ugh! (Calm down Xenagos. Calm.) I tell you what you can have all the gold lying around this dump. Once I have my way the underworld will be ripe for the plundering. I just need some things delivered here to begin again my plans to bring all of Nyx to its knees!

Xenagos I’ll share some of the cake if you’re that salty.

aegisaglow said: What if: a Returned Elspeth with all the same drive to protect people but none of the traumatic memories of her past. Perhaps even starting a little necropolis dedicated to nurturing fellow Returned to fulfill their drives in a non-destructive way, like the anti-Tyramet.

sketchydoodles:

I feel like I should field these questions to zeico/ askelspeth!

I don’t want Elspeth to come back as a Returned, so I’m going to answer selfishly and not speculatively: NonononononoNORETURNED *stamps feet*

*goes back to chocolate*

theartofmtg:

"The Last Moment of the Heroine" || Apinyo
Just in case anyone wanted to have a happy feeling today.

theartofmtg:

"The Last Moment of the Heroine" || Apinyo

Just in case anyone wanted to have a happy feeling today.

(via mtgfan)

askkrenko said: "Did you get that thing I sent you?"

Yes I did! Thank you and Dak and all the goblins that helped out!

The cake is delicious!

A Cunning Plan With No Chance of Success

askkrenko:

"This is stupid," Krenko stated. "For the record."

"I’m paying for it, we’re doing it!" Dak replied.

"Hey, if we weren’t, we wouldn’t have come all the way to Akroas to begin with… Is the cake ready?"

Dak set down a cake. It was chocolate, with white frosting, and piping that said ‘We mis yoo Lspif Elspeth.” Sitting atop it were two coins. He then proceeded to back up.

"Bombs ready," Krenko said, and two other goblins rushed in, dropping large bombs beside the cake. "SCATTER!"

A moment later, a massive explosion shook the area. Cake splattered everywhere. A crater, a few feet across, left in the ground.

"We done?" Krenko asked.

"We’re done," Dak said. "If that cake isn’t dead, nothing is."

"And you’re sure Athreos takes cakes?"

"No, but he takes money, right?"

"…Alright, everyone! Back through the portal. Time is money! Seriously, that portal takes a lot of power! We’ll use an Auntie to contact her later. Move, move, move!"

I think this is the kindest thing that’s happened to me since I died…